“Lately I’ve been thinking about who I want to love, and how I want to love, and why I want to love the way I want to love, and what I need to learn to love that way, and who I need to become to become the kind of love I want to be…and when I break it all down, when I whittle it into a single breath, it essentially comes out like this: Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe.”

– Andrea Gibson  (via deliriosity)

oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

  • (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  • “Damn f**s.”
    Angry Customer:
  • “Excuse me?”
    Gay Man:
  • “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
    Angry Customer:
  • *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
    Gay Man:
  • “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
    Angry Customer:
  • (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  • *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
    Angry Customer:
  • (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  • “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
    Owner:
  • “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
    Wife:
  • “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
    Owner:
  • (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

ben-c:

idk call me old fashioned but I feel like 14 year olds probably shouldn’t be having sex and doing drugs